If this is your way of trying to get me to apologize, it's not going to work.

i've never been called such a horrible thing

what the fuck, hotel bars are the best.

7. Pity the readers

The fact that it took you a full second tells me all I need to know about Vermont intelligence.

Phuc Kieu: I fuck you!

Yes, that is the joke.

I always start getting angry about awards on Deadspin around this time of year.

I think that's a vegetable.

On paper, it sounds like a good idea to give Lebron the rock. But really you need to cut.

ty;gg

Never call a punter a kicker.

Deadspin Writer Mistakenly Believes He Is A Real Writer

where's scotchnaut

I think the guy's a saint for marrying a woman with great bodily injury in the first place.

I guess that First Amendment comes in handy once in a while, huh?

She'll be okay. It's all downhill from here.

How did Sidespin let a talented Jesse slip through its fingers?

an adult necktie

Rosenbloom on Rose: Bloom is off Rose