Sweet Zombie Linda.

Pffffft, would have been better with an ...And Peggy.

My first real exposure to that was Saskatchewan fucking themselves over with that too many men penalty a few years back. Even if I can’t watch a whole lot of games, I always try to catch the Grey Cup for just that sort of thing.

GO TO HELL, CAROLINA.

Yup, that’s where I was thinking. Has the prominent black quarterback, but so subservient to the league that he has the shield at midfield instead of the team logo. I’d be shocked if it wasn’t Richardson.

Got to be a hot take to rile up the commenters. Otherwise, never let him make TV picks again.

I know you’re joking, but they’re probably applauding him for keeping this shit up. I live in NC and saw a McCrory campaign commercial tonight where he basically triple-downed on HB2, calling the controversy over it “political correctness” and that the law was “common sense.” I’m going to derive great pleasure filling…

Three helmet-to-helmets by my count, but I did miss some of the game so I don’t know if it is 100% accurate.

I’mma need you to reupload this with Sister Christian playing over the game audio.

>Raleigh/Durham

Probably my favorite cover of a Hip song ever.

Watching Joe hand the Cup to Ray still makes me misty-eyed to this day.

This one is less a championship and more just rewriting history, so bear with me.

I’m saddened by the fact that I had to click Load More to see a MST3K Forklift joke. Losing your fastball, commentariat.

That kid’s got bosoms!

I want a successful reboot of the Pyramid so bad, but I don’t know if I can take anyone other than Dick Clark hosting it. Even as a kid I knew that John Davidson was hot garbage.

I fucking love the SVP Sportscenters, and I’m at the point now where if I don’t catch them at their original air time I make it a point to get the morning replay. It isn’t as great as the old Big Show, but it’s still pretty damn good.

So sick and tired of seeing one of those seemingly EVERY COMMERCIAL BREAK.

I don’t know about those, but I think the next time I buy sneakers I’m going to get the other shoes I always loved (but never got because I learned my “lesson” after the Airwalk debacle): some plain old black Adidas with white stripes. Something along the lines of this:

Something similar happened to me when I was in middle school. The resident cool kids/assholes on the school bus were stoner/skater kids. I was a target of their scorn for being fat and nerdy. At one point, I decided to get a pair of all black Airwalks because I thought they looked cool; I had heard of the brand…