Dear Connecticut,

Bless your heart. We’re not giving them back.

Sincerely,

Your argument implies there are people who don’t watch hockey because of the fighting. There are not. People don’t watch hockey because it’s boring on TV.

+1 50-Mission Cap.

Ray Ratto wants Bob Cole to do his eulogy.

I loved Joel McHale, but I enjoy a) him and b) what The Soup/The Joel McHale Show (RIP) was all about and c) anything that annoys/disagrees with Michelle Visage and d) the taking down a peg of the show that’s trying to simultaneously be different from reality tv while succumbing to it.

You know something’s wrong with the format on an elemental level when, on one season, the leading queen chooses to eliminate herself, and on the next, the leading queen is removed by a much weaker competitor who wants an easier path to the crown. And I’m not going to even mention Trixie winning over Shangela.

I just wish one of the players would have clocked that stupid goat.

What about Rocco?

You leave Hawk and Animal out of this. 

Christ, this is like trying to vote for which Legion of Doom member has the most repressed sexuality.

Hey remember when AJ Daulerio said in a deposition in some random court case he would publish child porn?

Because you seem to have very shaky grasp on this stuff, and me have lot of experience explaining things to toddlers, me will make timeline that might help things:

Hey I think you need to shut the fuck up

Fuck, I forgot about Wonderful. Rachel seems delightful, so I’m on-board for that. 

Wonderful! is one of the best remedies to the, like, everything that is constantly happening so much all the time.

Spoilers, sweetie!

How can there be a review when there was no episode this week, Oliver?

K. As if your own views on it not being fat shaming doesn’t stem from your own love of Shangela.