Boys, when you’ve been rejected, and your friend at the bar suggests getting over it with a couple of shots, this is not what they mean.

Maybe it’s because I am 5’0” 195lbs... but I have been 5’0” and 135lbs (Not to mention DD boobs) and in no way can I possibly consider that anywhere in the realm of “fat.” To me that is super in shape. I don’t have a problem with fat, but I just don’t think any reasonable person would consider a 5’1” 135lb woman or a…

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…

No really, I just want to place all of your breast pictures on a wall. Then I’m going to replace all the nipples with a picture of Donald Trump. It’s an installation art piece I call “#NippleTrump”

Any time I hear “Satanic Panic”, I just think it would make a killer emo rock band name.

“She didn’t want Lilly to learn about black history,” he said, “She just wanted her to learn about the Confederacy.”

Love yourself and like better people.

I think it’s more: buy the coffee shop, sell off all but one espresso machine, cut staff to one per shift and demand they work off the clock to clean and prep, limit supplies to the minimum used per day, then whine and bitch and complain about how lazy employees are when the shop closes, file for bankruptcy, and sail…

Really? I thought it was buying the coffee shop and running it into the ground.

Neither, apparently.

Paula Deen’s entire career is based on this simple yet accurate principle.

Thomas’ own marriage is only legal in all 50 states because of a Supreme Court decision. Just sayin’.

So where does a hemline have to fall in order for me to be taken seriously and receive higher levels of respect and equal treatment? Mid thigh? Knee? Mid calf? Ankle? Please, tell me the magic hemline length so the world stops sexualizing me! (Because we know that works so well in other cultures.)

Wow. It really terrifies you that a young woman (particularly a woman of color) can be witty, intelligent and opinionated, doesn’t it? What does it say about you that you’re practically salivating at the prospect of a young woman learning her place and not being so uppity anymore?

All of this makes me so sad.

She certainly seems to think so!

For no good reason, here’s this:

Two hobbits were seen leaving the scene of the crime, headed to the closest volcano.

With the risk of doxxing myself, I go to NU and am a grad student. I think her essay is in extremely poor taste since the “great prohibition” came out of a professor being a complete fucking creep (Peter Ludlow). Yes, it’s messed up to prohibit people from loving each other, but it hasn’t been socially acceptable for…

And it’s doubtless because I’m an old, but I just can’t wrap my head around this contemporary idiom of calling a woman (whether in anger or in jest) a “whore” or a “slut” because she WON’T sleep with you.