Of course. And girls who say they've run away from home and are cold, hungry and tired, would never EVER agree to have sex with a rando who offered them a meal and hot shower. If you meet ANYONE in desperate circumstances, child or adult, the appropriate behavior is to use your adult self control to resist having…

If you pick a girl up from a playground, you should probably check for I.D

120 calories on a Coke is only if you're getting a 12oz can. This is a movie theater so it's likely 20+ ozs, and closer to 32oz. Closer to 400 calories. Also, who's to say you're not splitting the popcorn? Not to mention anyone that makes choices based on value - the terrible concession pricing drives you to the…

Hey now, let's at least admit that by getting a diet soda you're eating a 1000 calorie meal instead of a 1500 calorie meal. That's not nothing.

It's not about consent; it's about power differentials and academic ethics. I know the latter has become a bit of a joke lately, but some of us do still care.

Let's be fair: Stephanie Meyer should get some of the blame for the books as well.

I want to applaud Sports illustrated for having the courage to feature a young white woman with symmetrical features, the hip to waist ratio of the Venus de Milo, and pert breasts. Most humans look at this model and have to cover their eyes in horror. Only the Sports Illustrated editors could see past conventions of…

Just eat it on the toilet.

Now I want to watch a movie where Anna Kendrick is a ghost who makes people cake.

Indeed. Sorry Portuguese waiter, but you can't have all our bread. We imported this awesome Russian guy to save it.

I wish she wasn't so oily. Other than that she looks fantastic and radiant. But too much baby oil.

The beer ensures that they're always tender.

I am openly superficial. This is not working to my favor in the dating world. I envy people who can date someone who they are not really that attracted to physically but they click in other ways. I've done it a few times and it never lasted because eventually the shit would hit the fan and the attraction wasn't there…

You mean the part where he takes a much younger woman to his giant house, tells her he built it to have a family and she might be "the one," but she has to prove it by submitting to him non-consensually beating her, choking her, leading her around with a belt around her neck? That part sounds a bit like 50 Shades. …

It's not like, that bad if you ignore safe words, hard/soft limits, and verbal/physical attempts to stop you. If anything, women love it when you force them to do things they aren't comfortable doing.

That engagement chicken is literally the most anemic chicken recipe I have ever seen (need more spices).

Also, their sandwiches are pretty bland. Like, criminally bland. Even with the hot peppers. I'm not convinced they're not cheaping out and watering down the mayo, either. I used to keep mayo in the fridge just in case someone wanted to order JJ's delivery.

National discourse on bacon: Haha, bacon is the best! So manly, my dudebro! Bacon cake! Bacon donuts! Bacon bandaids!

It's hard to tell whether this is a legit confession or part of her mental illness. As I recall obsessively Tweeting about people, calling them ugly and accusing them of sexual misconduct was part of the behavior that got her hospitalized in the first place. Her parents are also claiming they've been trying to get her…

Loose vagina is just what men say to make themselves feel better about having a skinny penis.