Speak for yourself. I got really, really into Shiva-worship after I played Final Fantasy that one time.

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

65% is a B grade?!? What magical heaven is this school?

As they old saying goes, "I always tell a guy I'm Bi on the first date. I let him figure out the Polar on his own!"

I think I'm allergic to junk food. It makes me fat.

So, so true. He's a borderline sociopath, but I'd would've still tapped it. Do you ever listen to the podcast, "Go Bayside!"? They really dissect all of the ridiculous stuff about the show, including how horrible Zack is.

The justification people often use is if she chose a revealing costume, obviously she wants the attention. But what people don't get is, of course everyone wants attention for their costume, but attention is not sexual harassment! Cosplayers work hard on these costumes, and the average cosplayer isn't doing it for…

It's abysmal how we treat attractive thin white women in this country. It's nice that for once one of these attractive thin white women comes out ahead in the end. Rarely does one of these privileged individuals get such an opportunity as this.

Don't forget the mascara wand thing for pap smears! "You won't feel it" is the biggest lie.

Guy's Snuffed Camel-boro Dippers

I understand where you're coming from on this, but I don't think we can really ignore the "actual" character of the information she's trying to keep from her child, as though what you referenced is in some way equivalent. Doctors and nurses ask to speak privately with their young patients not in order to expose them…

That's the dumbest fucking thing I have read today.

So...having been that 17-year-old girl needing information about contraception, am I still not allowed to have an opinion on this?

Meh. Wipe it down. It's not going to kill you. Just wash your hands.

I don't hover. If there's a toilet that's clean, I use it. If there's not, I take one for team humanity and clean it up. I'm a microbiologist, I got over the OMG!BACTERIA a long time ago.

I didn't call it click bait. I get a little annoyed not because it identifies the breed even though the article is about the kfc employees and not the attack itself) but because it's actually really unlikely for an article like this to include the breed of an attack if it's NOT a pit bull.
I would have ZERO issue if…

Internalizing a sense of being ugly at any age is unacceptable, but the "already" made sense, because we live in a society where every girl and woman will be made to feel self-conscious about her looks (even if you're considered beautiful, your tiniest flaws are scrutinized and you're encouraged to tally up all your…

Ugh at shitty restaurant workers. Ugh at what must be shitty dog owners allowing the attack to happen. (also some Ugh at putting "pitbulls" in the title—I read about so many other dog bites/attacks and when it's a golden retriever, lab, or any other non pit breed, that fact is NEVER headline worthy).

It takes a certain type of cruelty to hurt a child. That girl is a fighter and it's a shame she's internalized a sense of being 'ugly' already.