Hotels and motels inland far enough like San Antonio always end up completely full and nearby school gyms, conference centers, etc. get turned into shelters where everyone gets a few feet of personal space for their sleeping bags. .__.

And don’t forget a lot of the gas stations are closed due to having no fuel to sell. So even if you can afford gas, you might not be able to get any.

Yeah, but I can’t right-click to save it as a gif that I can spam people with. D:

I’m still waiting on a gif that I can swipe of her little “woo okay” shimmy.

https://www.facebook.com/MANWHOHASITALL/

This page is the one time that reading the comments makes your life infinitely better instead of worse.

Are those the only options to teach men? That women are fragile children or that women are just sex dolls to abuse? Because as a woman, I don’t want people to think I am either. And somehow, I have male friends and exes who never treated me like either.

Easily. Cognitive dissonance needs no explanation.

Plus to them, it’s more offensive to treat women like equals than helpless beings that need to be protected from men. D;

I have, however, been with a guy who was average circumference and somehow kept worrying that he was too big for me to handle. D; I couldn’t find a nice way to let him know he’s not all that special size-wise, so he probably still thinks that.

And then there’s the irony:

They are in the sense that they’re given less time, fewer rounds, less media coverage, less money, less corporate sponsorships, etc. D; But hey, remember that the MRAs agree that women are actually more privileged in this country than men. /snark

Except now cougar-hunters are going after you. D; My friends in their 40s and older have to deal with 18-20 year old baby boys thinking they can get a Mrs. Robinson deal going.

I laugh and giggle when I’m nervous as hell. It’s a defense mechanism, but results in people getting either angrier with me or mistaking my discomfort for interest. D;

http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/06…

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For most of us, Miracle Whip brings us together because it’s the one thing we can all agree should not exist, next to Donald Trump. D;

I bet you eat bleu cheese straight, too.

The marriott makes guns?! Whoa.

At 1am, the other options seem to be a 30-minute diamond commercial and sports. All of which are something I’d rather not listen to at all. D;

Educated people agreeing with that nonsense hurts so much more.

I’m pretty sure that would be considered stealing hotel property to take the dishes with me. D;

I laugh maniacally and choke.