Who the hell would ever use Miracle Whip and have any sort of ability to taste?

For some reason, only Fox News works on our TV in the breakroom at my work. So my lunch break consists of eating food and trying to decide if I should yell/laugh/cry at the mental gymnastics as they try to push Trump as amazing and Hillary as horrible.

I used to participate in monthly potlucks when I was living in California, with friends. I loved being the person who usually brought the most complicated food item (the next most complicated was usually a boxed cake that was frosted), and my friends looked forward to what I was going to bring. But I would end up…

I work nights and my friends work late afternoons. So we all are awake until 5-6am normally. And it’s better to play Pokemon Go at night because there is no one else on the road, so you can drive slowly in circles around shopping areas hitting up a lot of Pokestops repeatedly. And of course, stop to catch pokemon that…

That was what I noticed first. I eat my pizza with a fork and knife (easier to dip in ranch), but even I find this weird.

I had two accounts with BoA, so I was getting hit with two of those monthly fees. I switched over to Capital One’s banking instead. No monthly fees and I have the overdraft on a line of credit with a high APR, but honestly, as long as I get paid regularly, it ends up only being a few cents rather than $35 or as…

That a woman has a constitutional “write”

Typo, fyi.

The deep-fried mac & cheese is pretty good at Cheesecake Factory and I do love Cheeto puffs. But this just sounds too much and ew in combination for me.

I’m 29 and living with my parents now. Just moved back in September. It’s cheaper, more secure, and allows my money to go to student loans, tuition, and whatever other crap I want instead of basic survival.

Oh, yeah, it will get overturned by any constitution-following court. However, that will take time. And in those months fighting it, the number of women hurt will be numerous.

I’ve planned my wedding cake. Screw the rest. That’s all that matters to me. XD

Well, if you’re using 100 at a time, only 16 breaking is pretty good.

My Catholic university refused to allow free HIV testing on campus because the group wanted to also give out free condoms. .__. This was the same university that showed Brokeback Mountain a couple years before. I guess gay sex was okay since they didn’t use condoms.

I’m a Hispanic atheist woman. Take me with you, please.

And then there are the Sanders supporters who think Trump would be less damaging to the country than Clinton, while he says this shit. -___-

I took slut pills to treat my PCOS. Then I had the gastric bypass. Now I take my slut pills so I can slut it up.

No problem. Buying wives the biblical way is certainly far more affordable than the mail-order bride business.

A shekel is about 11 g of silver. One gram is currently worth about 49c in USD. So 11 x 50 x .49 = $269.50.

My roommate used to have a knack for making me laugh when I was drinking something. SO MUCH CHOKING. D:

Live, eat, laugh sounds like my motto. XD Now, would you like another slice of cake?