That’s actually not so surprising. I bet the meat contamination is a lot of small critters like rabbits who get in the way of the heavy machinery used to chop down large quantities of plants quickly.

Adult whiny turds who won’t eat anything other than nuggets. My ex would eat the nuggets and fries at the Chinese buffet restaurant. Despite all my amazing cooking skills, all he ever wanted from me was quesadillas and roasted potatoes. Hell, he even refused to eat corn if it wasn’t on the cob. .__.

Did you meet Gaston?

Can we get this printed as one of those removable book covers? And kindle/nook/tablet covers?

I ate McDonald’s in Italy once. But it was because it was the only bathroom in the area and you had to buy food to get the code for the toilet. .____. At least I got croquettes instead of fries?

Every rejection on a dating site turning into a negative review, too. “Hey sexy, ride my cock.” “Oh, fuck off, asshole.” “Yeah, well, now you’re getting a negative review on Peeple, bitch!”

I like onions. Mustard does seem a little weird, though. But hey, sometimes weird things go together. Like salt and caramel.

My family loved it. Although, my mother complained it was too spicy until she added sour cream and cheese.

I made a homemade pizza - although, I used canned tomato sauce instead of going through the effort of boiling, seeding, draining, and skinning. I added oregano, white pepper, and garlic to the dough, then mixed olive oil, oregano, thyme, salt, pepper, olive oil into the tomato sauce. Topped the pizza with fresh basil,…

I *think* (but might be wrong) that they found a generational tendency in teenage mothers (likely due to SES and poor education in their environment). That girls whose mothers gave birth to them young are also more likely to get pregnant young. So that there are a fair amount of 30-year old grandmothers out there.

Remember, women aren’t people. They’re Christmas cakes. You’re ideal around 21-24th but acceptable the 25th. You’re on clearance on the 26th, thrown out on the 27th.

(28 and rotting in the dumpster, apparently, myself.)

That desperation for a chicken pot pie sounds like the husband of a very pregnant woman.

I had one of those latter ones. I hated tampons because they would catch on that center piece. But my gyno never suggested that it was uncommon or anything about it, at all. So my first time was painful as that piece was torn. And there was a LOT of blood. .__.

I dated a Filipino guy named Cholo for a while. When he came to the U.S., he had a hard time with it. Now he’s proud of his name, even if everyone who hears it has to ask him if he knows what it means in Spanish.

I’m a Mexican-American who grew up in both SoCal (OC/LA) and Texas (S.A.). I know my authentic tacos. I also enjoy my crappy meat and beans from Taco Bell. There are times that a burrito supreme or crunchwrap just hits the spot better than lengua.

I think it just goes extremely well on fish and chips.

That...that...

My parents need to do this. My sister and I moved back in and we’ve now got six dogs and a cat roaming the house. Granted, my dog usually either sleeps with me or downstairs, and my parents’ chocolate lab stays constantly by his side, so now they only have four dogs instead of all of them nowadays. But still, a…

The majority of us on dating sites don’t appreciate the comments on our appearances, either. Because that’s what 90% of messages consist of. Pretty much, don’t compliment women on being pretty unless you know them well.

It’s fun trying to explain a gyro to a German. I was doing it two weeks ago when I was there. XD
There is a place in Anaheim, CA that is called DonerG but sells gyros. Which doesn’t help.