Technically, Connecticut gave you W. He was born there.

As long as they don't get turned into bears.

My ex's cousin was 5'3 and 135lbs when she went to the hospital for stomach pains only to learn there she was pregnant and in labor. I don't remember the baby's weight, but it was a healthy one. The fetus was pretty inactive, so she never felt kicking or anything. Others did ask her if she was pregnant since she was…

I didn't get a whole lot of messages last night. )= Although, I did notice a huge jump in messages just before Christmas and NYE.

I had the gastric bypass, so I lost 80lbs rapidly. So I know I have a lot of saggy body parts. Never once have I noticed my labia hanging lower or anything like that. o.O

But, "The hammer is my penis" is from Captain Hammer. D:

My day 5 envelope was empty. )= Haven't gotten the last few days yet, either. But I do want to put the "For rectal use ONLY" sticker on a cactus.

I bought it. I regret nothing.

Meanwhile, I have a great Christmas gift now.

That how Facebook can tell you're about to break up thing makes no sense to me, at least not for me. If one person of the couple makes friends with the other person's friends, but the other person doesn't make any friends with the first person's friends...is it the one who doesn't make friends who ends it, or the one…

A minor typo, but apparently "but her doctors didn't find think it was safe". Find think?

My mother had a phantom pregnancy before I was born. She went through all the symptoms with no baby. I also had a dog who had one, but that apparently was due to a uterine infection.

I remember eating at that place all the time in San Marcos, Tx. It definitely wasn't real Kobe beef.

I bought it. I'm tempted to give it as a gift to one of my exes. =D

Okay, this seriously needs to happen. Moreso than Robocop vs. Teen Pregnancy.

It's actually pretty hard to crack eggs properly when you're made of ectoplasm. So you'll want to provide her eggs already separated for her.

I thought Cheesecake Factory already showed calories...or was it just that I pretty much have the calories memorized from various websites? D; I remember that I was in shock that they managed to make an artichoke over 600 calories. D; (The fire roasted one.)

There's an Irish pub that my ex and a group of friends used to go to every week for pub trivia where the main server was the stereotypical rude British server you saw in comedies. He had no problem being an asshole to everyone. XD He liked me because whenever I baked goods, I'd bring them and share with him. He also…

The responses here now have me questioning the relationship my ex had with his sister. They both had a rare genetic disorder (congenital adrenal hyperplasia), so they had to really support each other. Then my ex cheated on me with a woman of the same name as his sister. D:

I'm also pretty sensitive to alcohol since I had the gastric bypass. One shot of rum and I'm rolling on the floor, giggling and kicking. I've never had a problem with beer batter, though.

I frequently get provolone and polverone mixed up, so I keep ordering cookies on my subway sandwich. D;

The problem with the idea is simply that it takes away all agency from the person 'being stolen.' They're treated as a passive object instead of being actively part of choosing to leave the relationship for a new one.