So far, my only random sex proposition was quite gentlemanly on OKC. And no bizarre offers of incorporating food in nonhygenic manners. D; I feel sad now.

That's why I know my physical proportions and then use sizing charts. If the site doesn't offer them, then I skip to another site that does. It is annoying, though, when I buy a small on one site and an extra large on another, because the size numbers themselves mean shit.

Yotsuba <3

We used to have a yellow lab who also loved being vacuumed. If you turned it on, she'd stand in front of it until you used it on her.

Great. So I'm doomed to be forever alone then? If I can't get commitment from men online or in real life, then can they hurry up and create persocoms, so I can create my partner? D;

So...where are they doing this auction? >.>

My activity consists of walking, so the days I do more walking = more desire to drink. But that is because I get too many catcalls where I live. =/

Every time I see that picture, it's like staring at a picture of myself I don't remember ever taking. D;

I'm aware. The problem is that I put my desired age range lower than they qualify. So it annoys me that every time I log in, all the winks and likes are from guys old enough to have discovered masturbation before I was even born. D;

All my life, people told me I looked like Mayim. When I learned she had a Ph.D. in neuro, I was impressed. Then I learned she doesn't apply her learning to her life at all... *twitch*

I'm 27 and just joined match.com the other day. I'd say about 80% of the visits to my profile are from men 36+ years of age. If they fantasize about much younger, they're welcome to it. But you would think they'd look at what *I* want before messaging or 'winking' because it wastes both our time.

My profile says I'm studying for a doctorate in forensic psychology. I got one of the most bizarre messages from one guy who decided to string together random bits from my profile to create a weird story. I responded to make sure he was mentally okay and he was proud of himself for standing out to me. Uh... Then when…

No Strawberry Panic!? That one has been my top preference, personally, of the ones I've seen. Then again, I haven't seen most of these.

I just tell them to imagine a deck of cards - that's 3 oz. 6oz is two decks, 9oz is three.

I never got a C or lower on last-minute assignments. Working ahead of time means I'm more easily distracted because it doesn't matter as much.

I'd be more upset that they didn't offer it as a selection on the menu. D;

I've answered less than 400 questions on the site and I've been a member off and on for the past four years. XD

XD I tell my dog all the time I wish I could find a human man as sweet and reliable as him. Although, he also doesn't play fetch.

What I did on mine was invite people to message me, but that they had to prove they read my profile. If I don't get any proof in the message, I don't bother responding. Saves me a lot of effort. Personally, I look forward to the crazy messages, though, because I screenshot and share them on FB with friends.

After you mentioned chemistry.com, I went on cupidslibrary.com to see what the reviews are. Only 2.5/5 by the site and the predominate age group is 30s-40s. So no wonder a 23-year old girl didn't have much luck. D;