Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

I got lost in Chevy Chase once. Ended up in Rockville somehow.

Richard Tillman gets on stage @ 0:40

I remember reading about his funeral and the likes of Maria Shriver (First Lady of California at the time) and John McCain were talking about Pat being with God. Then his brother came up and talked about how Pat wasn’t religious and said he isn’t with God but “he’s just fucking dead.” Then he took the pint of beer he…

Why the fuck are you arguing with Gabby Hayes, get a life

Good take from Bob Costas:

This is the worst thing to ever come out of Linz

because gore and punching?

Yeah, @DevinKurant.

... there’s a disclaimer at the top of the article.

And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”

So you’re saying no pages then?

If it’s taking 5-6 hours, you’re not playing Monopoly correctly.

You’re playing it correctly, right? Auctioning off any property you land on but don’t buy, no money on Free Parking, etc.

A.C. Green, meanwhile, is fine with it.

“For the seventh consecutive year, fans can vote for their favorite Pro Football Hall of Fame nominees. Fans should visit nfl.com/hofvote to make their picks.”

They blatantly said do not vote for Trump

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.