Not nearly as bad when the Lincoln Memorial came alive to sing some Starship.

No.

Thank god no one can accuse Cowher of abandoning his craft of riding glory achieved when Kaep was in grade school to fatass paychecks doing jack fucking shit and otherwise talking out the weak side of his mustache.

Freak accident?? Yes, who could have thought riding hurricane waves could be dangerous. Next you’ll tell me football head injuries are a freak accident too.

Wow, what a brave stance you’ve taken here. A young person died, that’s bad! No kidding!

I mean, literally speaking, the holocaust or the Rwandan Genocide are worse. But yeah.

FIFTEEN POINTS, little man....

Alex Smith, KC Fan
Put that shit in Tyreek’s hand
If that TD doesn’t show
The you owe me owe me owe

Crowd noise noise noise
Hut 1 2 1 2 3 4
Crowd noise noise noise
Smokin Pats, smokin Pats
Doin’ dinks, dunkin here
Dinkin here, here and here
Rollin’ out, shovel pass, smokin Pats
Who smokes the Pats? We smoke the Pats
Rollin’ out, two deep shots and smokin Pats

I don’t feel this got the credit it deserves

Oh, you beautiful sonofabitch.

Somewhere Sarah McLachlan is really wet.

Republicans did not cause global warming, so I’m not sure why you would think we can blame them for this if it turns out that global warming played a part in its severity.

Beyond 95%+ of the foremost leading scientific experts on the entire planet (not just America) agreeing that the Earth’s climate is changing and that human activity most definitely has been a significant contributing factor, what the hell kind of proof are you looking for?

Yuengling isn’t from anywhere near Pittsburgh.

The still photo doesn’t capture how blatant that shit was. He was standing at least 10 feet away from the nearest Pittsburgh sideline personnel. He watches the play coming down the sideline on the monitor, turns his head to see the wideout, and then does a little dance towards the field before stepping back towards…

I would’ve given up my internal organs to see a Raven just spear the absolute living fuck out of Tomlin for pulling that garbage.

I wasn’t thinking it.