Not nearly as bad when the Lincoln Memorial came alive to sing some Starship.

No.

Thank god no one can accuse Cowher of abandoning his craft of riding glory achieved when Kaep was in grade school to fatass paychecks doing jack fucking shit and otherwise talking out the weak side of his mustache.

Freak accident?? Yes, who could have thought riding hurricane waves could be dangerous. Next you’ll tell me football head injuries are a freak accident too.

Wow, what a brave stance you’ve taken here. A young person died, that’s bad! No kidding!

I mean, literally speaking, the holocaust or the Rwandan Genocide are worse. But yeah.

FIFTEEN POINTS, little man....

Alex Smith, KC Fan
Put that shit in Tyreek’s hand
If that TD doesn’t show
The you owe me owe me owe

Crowd noise noise noise
Hut 1 2 1 2 3 4
Crowd noise noise noise
Smokin Pats, smokin Pats
Doin’ dinks, dunkin here
Dinkin here, here and here
Rollin’ out, shovel pass, smokin Pats
Who smokes the Pats? We smoke the Pats
Rollin’ out, two deep shots and smokin Pats

I don’t feel this got the credit it deserves

Oh, you beautiful sonofabitch.

Somewhere Sarah McLachlan is really wet.

Yuengling isn’t from anywhere near Pittsburgh.

The still photo doesn’t capture how blatant that shit was. He was standing at least 10 feet away from the nearest Pittsburgh sideline personnel. He watches the play coming down the sideline on the monitor, turns his head to see the wideout, and then does a little dance towards the field before stepping back towards…

I would’ve given up my internal organs to see a Raven just spear the absolute living fuck out of Tomlin for pulling that garbage.

I wasn’t thinking it.

This may be a petty gripe, but Packers fans call it Kielbasa instead of Kovbasa, and as a Ukranian, that really rankles with me.

And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, “stop it, you guys. You know that’s the preacher’s job.”