Yeah, she’d probably placenta top 10.

This is probably way more than you (or, uh, anyone) wanted to know about this, but ESPN uses a different game score formula than MLB.com or FanGraphs. The ESPN one was developed in the 80s by Bill James and hasn’t changed since, while MLB/FG use one that was tweaked a few years ago by Tom Tango to more accurately…

Shepard’s list of playoff losses, for those curious but too lazy to do the math, comes out to a combined 221-37 and an average defeat of 31.6-5.3

Um, no. F this.

Im a Cavs fan but it seems like CLE fleeced BOS.

Ehh the drop from Kyrie defense to Isaiah defense isn’t that big, actually. And Steph/KD PNR is a war crime in general.

I mean, I’m sure your earnest in sentiment and I’m with you wholeheartedly, but it’s not like you’ve got a ton of other instances to put ahead of this one.

Quality Winston Churchill paraphrase.

White people in America generally do the right thing (eventually, if no other options are present).

Magic criticizing someone else’s television skills in an example of the pot calling the kettle something unintelligible followed by an awkward silence.

Why stop with a statue? Let’s build her a whole temple. Get your frieze on, Portsmouth.

He may need to help a group of irascible inner-city youths to learn to believe in themselves through the power of team sports. In so doing, he may just learn something about himself.

I blame Trump for the superfluous exclamation point at the end of the union’s tweet.  

Go visit the Obamas!

There are many sides to the violence between Zaza and ankles. Many sides.

Breitbart reporters aren’t cannibals. They feed on hate, so technically they are Hhuds.

I think that elephant just left the room because a little mouse ran in here. Didn’t they elephants is scared of mouses or something? That motherfucker left, cousin.

And Buffalo! We get left out of everything. Pass me a Genny Cream Ale. Wait, what were we talking about?

“That motherfufcker left, cousin” is a great future tagline on the Trump impeachment plaque at the White House.

I always wondered why Harbaugh has that one lidless eye, wreathed in flame.