And here’s the part that hurts the most
Humans cannot ride a ghost
Bye Bye Lil Sebastian.

Some advice to KP: If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.

Can everyone here just make a list of what is and isn’t appropriate for a comedian to joke about? That way I can distribute it to all the up-and-coming writers and performers so they can make sure that all of their material steers clear of anything that doesn’t touch upon this topic. Some might call this censorship,…

“It looked like Edgar, but not really. Like something was wearing Edgar — an Edgar suit....”

Please, if you have any sense of humanity and empathy for your fellow readers or me, maybe consider voting, or hacking the poll, for a different shitty team.

Take away one of Jerry Jones’ rings and give it to Herschel Walker.

I assumed it was a typical MN passive-aggressive swipe at WI because no way would Drew not house some cheese curds.

I think you’re looking at it wrong. The reclined space is YOUR space.

At the Orange County Fair, they currently have deep fried butter. From what friends have told me, it’s more like a pancake type thing that tastes like it’s got butter inside... Like those goddamned Australian Toaster Biscuits. And the best fried food is a tie between Korean Fried Chicken and Indonesian Pangsit…

The list of cities closer (or roughly as close) to Pittsburgh than Philadelphia:

In the park no less. Did he bring his hammock with him or are there just a bunch of public hammocks in the park where he lives? I have questions.

Thanks for proving my theory that the type of person who would recline their airline seat and the type of person who would call a perfect stranger a fuckface for no reason are the same person.

flights of fancy, i do believe.

“My job is done here”

Nah. The Bears are just bad, but you have to go some to reach the Browns or Jags level. That’s like a level below the Jets. If somebody tells me they’re a Bears fan I laugh with them about their team. If somebody says they’re a Jaguars fan I study them. What makes them tick? They’re rare creatures. It’s like spotting…

This is incorrect. Tim Tebow had basically hit his ceiling as a QB and likely wasn’t going to get any better. For all of the talk of him being a hard worker and a “gym rat”, he still looked like shit in practice, his mechanics were all over the place, and he struggled mightily against teams that wisely dropped into…

It has a reputation of producing a disproportionate amount of low income, highly bigoted white people.

I knew I’d get one dolt to take the bait.

Both of you are jokes, is the reference.

I’m driving into work on Friday and a guy called into Norris and Long and is like “I remember the date of my first Colts Game. I’ve been a season ticket holder since ‘96 and haven’t missed a game. And you know what, if they signed Kaepernick I wouldn’t go to a single game and I bet a lot of other season ticket holders…