Coming from a Steelers fan who hates your team and fans, it’s not a Ravens fan problem. The problem is the average person and by proxy average football fan of any team is a mouthbreathing idiot who jumps and claps his hands for shit like YAAAYYY MILITARY AND FLAGS GOOD, BLACK MAN STEPPING OUT OF LINE BAAADDDD STICK TO…

Bartman gave a lengthy statement of his own and decried his “harsh scapegoating:”

And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.

I mean. Its not exactly unique. I’m sure lots of people would like to die on a football field.

THIS fucking guy is in the hall and Barry fucking Lamar Bonds isn’t. Fuck this sport.

Until Cain’s home run, the 315-foot home run was the shortest on record. What part of this escapes your reading comprehension.

GO TEBOW

Ramos is under control next year. They are still a now team even with Granderson, Bruce, Reyes and Cabrera leaving, some of them very soon. Call up Ahmed Rosario and Dominic Smith, sign some free agent hitters, keep the rotation healthy, improve the pen and maybe.... i’m sorry I’m a Mets fan and i couldn’t finish…

I refuse to listen without knowing if the lyric “How’s my ass taste?” is contained therein.   

Wow, this low-quality media product is really diluting Shaq’s brand.

Yeah, what a heads up play.

You mean kinetic energy, methinks. Energy of motion, not energy of position.

“If you tell someone to ‘stay in their lane’ in the morning, you ran into an someone who should probably stay in their lane. If you tell someone to ‘stay in their lane’ all day, you’re an asshole.”

All night. Aaaaaaall night. Pen poised, notebook in hand, ever vigilant.

“3:45 am

Man growing up in Dallas in the early 90s, this guy is what made me (and every other damn kid in little league) want to play catcher. There were SO many kids in my neighborhood whose dads were out there throwing pitches, not so that kids could smack the crap out of them with a bat, but so their kids could crouch…

No one. I think you misread “highest second-career WAR” as “second highest career war”. What they’re saying is Ruth’s latter half of his career produced more WAR than anyone else’s latter half. The graph above is a bit misleading as it seems to show Cy Young with more total WAR, but it doesn’t include Ruth’s pitching…

It seems he’s fallen