I’m gonna go with having a sunken-in meth face at age 35.

I think Sudekis would be perfect as The Mooch

“Jimmy Haslam? The guy who had to write a billion dollar check to the government to stay out of jail? Yeah, fill out the application.”

The difference between that one and this one is that the Brown’s kid already has a 1000 yd stare. They’re already numb to pain and resigned to the fact that their team will always suck. The Atlanta kid had hope, the Browns kid’s hope died before they were born.

Really this entire article can be encapsulated by a single graphic:

Only good thing about dressing your infant in a Browns onesie is not having to bother with a diaper.

They added/bragged that their owner, Jimmy Haslem, was owner of the Browns to further bolster their case for not filling out the application.

I look forward to his induction speech, when Elvis Andrus sneaks on stage and touches his head, and Beltre freaks the fuck out.

Real good look for the mom too. Ducking behind her child when the shit begins to fly. Kid crying seals the deal. Weak family, bad genes. They’ll be dead in the first big winter

+1 Cowboy singing a sad, sad song

Derrick Rose is so broke down he doesn’t even have his thorn any more.

He’s only pining for the fijords

Someone should invent reflective surfaces mounted on the sides of cars that allow drivers to check for bicycles or other cars.

Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?

“Fuck Comic Sans, I am going full dingbats with this one” -Right arrow, checkmark, star Circle, airplane, pencil, scissors, snowflake, heart

HE NEVER WOULD HAVE LEFT JORDAN

Dude, you used the phrase ‘social just warrior’ and started a sentence with “I’m not racist.”

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

Needham is such an awesome fat guy name

“I TOLD YOU NO FUCKIN KIDS!”