Some people are just made for it. I thoroughly enjoy tv analyst A-Rod.

I’m just concerned that a sentient badger might edge me out.

Love the comments calling viewers of this show idiots while being too dumb to understand this article.  

You just *know* that the studio really wants a white guy. And that all this “we can’t find a guy after 2000 auditions” is just cover for when they announce that Aladdin will be played by Hugh Jackman.

No. The cartoon with Bo Jackson, Wayne Gretzky, and Michael Jordan.

LeBron vs. Gronk on a tennis court.

... You didn’t read the first sentence of the story, did you

He better hope this doesn’t result in a court appearance. We all know how much trouble Mayweather has with sentences.

Yeah, he actually meant to tip $12.87, and only tipped the extra $1.10 because he’s bad at match.

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.

I mean, he apparently was the person chiefly responsible for recruiting Young, so it’s probably meant as...I don’t know what you’d call it where you grew up, but have you heard of a joke?

pretty sure it’s just razzing the new guy. the tweet didn’t seem bad-natured, it’s just kind of a weird shit-talky thing from a group of guys who are more corny than not, but trying to embrace their roles as “villains”

Local media reports had it that Durant was recruiting Young hard, so this is probably just a jibe between friends. As friendly shivs to the kidney go, it’s a pretty good one.

He was trying to be funny and gently or not so gently razz a new teammate.

Reports had Durant recruiting Nick Young pretty heavily. Think it’s just a friendly little piece of shit talking.

Would you want Angel Hernandez working your World Series? Can anybody name an umpire from the last World Series? Exactly. You only know the names of the bad umpires and Hernandez is easily lumped into that category post. Hernandez always brings the ump show against Baltimore and is volatile behind the plate. He was so…

Who spent almost 10 years telling Hernandez he was a good umpire?

When I think of shit umpires, those are the two that immediately come to mind.

Who the fuck told Hernandez he was a good ump?