Why should anyone listen to you when you’ve killed at least as many people as Charles Manson has. You monster.

Why is Venus so upset? Police didn’t say she was at double fault.

Wow, didn’t expect a “See? Charles Manson wasn’t so bad after all” take on this. This is some prime Kinja right here.

ugh, more soccer flipflopping.

And there’s your answer as to how to make soccer more popular and appealing here in the US. Actually, Lynch makes damn near anything he’s in more popular and appealing...

Michael Jackson, you heathen.

It’s so bad. I kinda really want it.

“Never charge a product with batteries overnight while you are sleeping.”

Or Canadian Club to Geddy Lee.

Take off, hoser!

I can only assume that community service in Toronto consists of bringing 12-packs of Molson to Rick Moranis’ house.

Sr. was a fantastic, tremendously entertaining player for most of his great career. If Jr. is half as good, he has a real shot to play MLB.

at the risk of getting greedy, i want a vlad guerrero in the majors during each of their family’s generations.

You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

Did you just write about a unique bat and then not post any pictures of it?

(Clyde Frazier pops up out of nowhere)

They should have had Bill Callahan’s son present him the medal.

...with that logic, Kershaw’s next paycheck shouldn’t mean all that much to him, right?

Also, Ben Roethlisberger is 35 and has openly flirted with retirement,