Steve Coogan is a genius. This guy is a doofus.

She also doesn’t sound like a she, unless Andrew became a popular female name while I wasn’t paying attention.

Agreed. Involuntary reactions to being tickled are totally fine, and if someone is hurt by one it is their fault. But a lot of these just sound like she reacted after being tickled and decided to be a dick to people.

Counterpoint: Raspberries are so delicious nature literally tries to prevent you from eating them with thorns and shit.

How is it possible for a person to be so very wrong about something? How do you get by in your day-to-day life? I hope you have friends and let Veda ones looking out for you. You need protection from your own foolishness.

I think the real question is whether or not he saw Nixon as he was dying.

Well wait a minute, remember in Toy Story 3, how the daycare the toys had been left to actually turned out to be a horrible nightmare and was basically run like a prison because Lotso and his cronies made sure that they got to play with the older kids (and thus be treated well) while the other toys were forced to…

Rex would know about settling for the three.

“You know what I like.”

Lesson learned: When you get to hang with the Ryan brothers for a couple of minutes and they say, “Hey man, have a chip,” you’d better believe they mean one damn chip.

Rob can take some good-natured jabbing about his NFL career, but he’ll be damned if he’s gonna let someone stand there and badmouth the jalapeno poppers.

If you think Hank Williams Jr. is “true country music,” then you need to get out more. He and his ilk helped destroy country music, and turn it into, as Marty Stuart, Dwight Yoakam and others have said, “shitty rock and roll with fiddles.”

Ed Werder’s Stache died for this‽ 

But are you really ready for some football?

Fat jokes about Whitlock almost seem counter-productive at this point because there are so many truly awful things about him.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

No one cares about college rowing but like Donald Trump Jr., I rowed in college. (He was on the team at Penn for 1 year.) The standard by which rowers are judged is 2000 meters on the Concept 2 ergometer. The slowest guy on our team went 6:48. He was 5'10", 171lbs and iron deficient. Still, that score is butt. Donald…

For any non-tennis fan readers who aren’t familiar with Del Potro, yes he is the best. The. Best.

And everytime we say it again....