Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

it’s never acceptable to toss any sensitive, intelligent animal’s body onto the ice during a hockey game.

How do you come to the conclusion that Morse, who “looked like he was there to play peacemaker and get between Strickland and Harper,” was an “out of control player” who deserved a “hilarious” brain injury?

I don’t know the rules, but that last rep seemed legit to me.

This shit right here is what Twitter was made for.

The trump administration doesn’t have the best track record, but picking Peter Gammons as the new social media czar was a good move.

About time. The Medium format was awful. Unfortunately all those Vox websites are media heavy and difficult to navigate. Grantland was almost perfect.

He doesn’t write nearly as much as he used to. I used to love Page-2-era-Simmons but I actually tried to read something of his recently and I couldn’t. I don’t know if it’s the fact that it’s just not 2002 anymore, or if it’s because I know what his voice sounds like now and I was reading it in that voice, but…

And he never uses his signal!

He briefly was one of the best pitchers in the game.

Good catch. He’s all over the Dad, Promoter, Agent, Coach highway.

I can’t even tell the teams apart because of those stupid fucking uniforms.

How about they invoke the Infield Guy rule, friend?

Ben’s a professionl he got up and then imeediately started reporting on it while at the hospital.

I’m glad they have come to an agreement. Some of the comments made about Bosh’s illness were particularly viscous.

I’d rather be a bowl of petunias.

The Spaniard is also an accomplished skier and ultramarathoner, with record-setting victories at several prominent races such as Western States and the Hardrock 100.

“Just be a baleen whale.”