“Your bodies are balloons filled with farts”

You kidding me? They got that punk ass OL Kaleb NicGaby’s comments up on the board. If you can’t get your ass fired up after OL Kaleb NicGaby runs his mouth, then you might not be playing the right sport son.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Russell Westbrook Ends Bad Night With Ejection

Serious question- why does Guerrero get so much more love than Larry Walker? Walker has a huge edge in WAR, despite fewer games played, and even adjusting his Coors stats downwards, his rate stats compare well to Guerrero. Walker was an elite defensive player and was a good base stealer when he was young, too. I think…

They’ll remember that blocked field goal they had today for years to come. Probably just call it “The Block.”

Dan Orlovsky and Mad Dog 20/20

I have a wife, a sister, and mother and therefore I have certain thoughts about this that are valid.

This never would’ve happened under Tom Coughlin. He had a hard time adjusting to the talkies.

One in hole!

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

And here he is the night of the attempted robbery.

The man named Major Applewhite has done more to shame the Simms family than anyone in history.

whipped cream cheese and pretzels.

thanks for this year’s Combo of the Year.

What the compilation doesn’t show is the white horse destroying their parents.

Speaking as someone who nearly choked to death while watching that Raptors mascot pratfall video a few years ago, and as one who is also entirely willing to countenance comedic violence towards children, I think I may have just slipped the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face of God...

How is this a thing? Aren’t those grown men in those suits? How do I become a part of this?