That Bear didn’t kill his wife and her lover.

I actually am. He always seemed to me to be cool. But what do I know.

or maybe he just called to say “i love you.”

Slightly obnoxious to intentionally use a word that you know most of your audience will not know. I’m sure he feels real good about himself, though, so there’s that. I take that back, it’s not slightly, it is overwhelmingly obnoxious and self-indulgent.

No.

Bawlmor fans are very strange. They still boo Teixeira, despite the fact that he clearly did them a massive favor by snubbing them for the Yankees.

No but seriously. Us O’s fans hate him. We will gladly take the “blame” (credit?) for this.

Correct. In the beginning, I was just plain old Godzooks. Then Mr. Nick Denton said he wanted a 20% nicer Gawker, and I complied. When Gawker went the way of the dodo, I was free to be myself again, which is 25% meaner than I used to be, but the same amount mean as I had been.

The language around suicide has changed, in large part as an effort to remove the attendant shame and guilt associated with the former phrasing. Suicide attempts used to be illegal, and saying someone “committed” suicide carries with it the connotation of criminal activity (i.e., “committed murder”). Suicide survivors…

I can attach a pic, but I kinda like the mysterious nature of these posts.

All in the game, yo.

“But but rich people won’t steal! And he has nice daughters!”.

In my experience, specifically with Loomis, yes, they are armed.

yeah.. I think your job is to not leave the stuff unattended at all.. like for a second at all.

“That’s like a AL pitcher on deck talking about he hitting.”

If I had to take any player in the league around which to try and build a championship contender for the next 10-15 years, it’d probably be Anthony Davis (though I’d be scared about his health). But if I had to build a team to win RIGHT NOW, the answer’s still LeBron. He’s the best player in the league, even with the…

You lost all credibility as a writer and person when you said Ducks is better than Mighty Ducks.

That reminds me, I need to get a flu shot.

Damn, he just turned him into Mason Prunelee!

Speak for yourself. WWII started in 1939...