I neither doubt this nor need any further details.

I’ve said this before, but I saw Ken Stabler throw a fish an impressively far distance at the Florabama bar back in the early 2000's. Dude had an arm.

I mean

That joke would be funny if Cousin Sal didn’t make it every week on Bill’s podcast...

I consider myself to be a huge Simmons fan.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

If you ask me, they’re both over entirely over-exposed.

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

Ummmm...

The Coen Bros have five movies any reasonable person could consider their best and I wouldn’t argue. Miller’s, Fargo, No Country, Raising Arizona, and The Big Lebowski. I’d put O Brother and Blood Simple in the next tier down.

We’re definitely not going to need to add Eddie Vedder to that movie.

In fairness, the Cubs simply cannot touch the Red Sox in terms of obnoxiousness. Granted, I’m a bitter Yankee fan, but long before 2004 the Sox fans were giving themselves sloppy blowjobs as cursed losers and how much more it meant to love the Sox. And don’t think they didn’t point out that the Cubs never really felt…

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

I’m not, and have never been, a Bulls or Florida fan ... and I hate that Noah is bad now. There was a solid period of time when you could go to war with that dude. He could’ve been a major part of a championship team. I don’t give a shit that people didn’t like him — he played hard every single game, and he was really…

The Walt Whitman Bridge seems like the ideal place to be caught with a few leaves of grass.

That ref and I were best buddies growing up in Michigan. You’ll never meet a guy with a better sense of humor, but rules are rules. Funny side note: he also threw a flag on the Purdue Boilermaker *mascot* years ago when he was doing Big 10 games.

That would be a terrible way for John Paul Stevens to go.

“Does it make for a cool design? Not really!” also accurate for the new Deadspin merch