I don’t think there is such a thing as a “part time comedian” bad comedian perhaps. Funny sometimes like every commenter on this site...

My brain lit up like “Holy shit, are people this impatient with Kevin Durant” Then I skipped the video because it had an ad.

calling out his imagined haters.

Oof. There’s a king cake flavored vodka that is the stuff of nightmare piss.

Found it

I really believe that if Cruz had stuck by whatever shred of principles he had left and continued to withhold his endorsement of Trump, he would have been in a good position in a couple of years. He’d have been hated by the Trumpkins for a little while, but after the dust settles and all the post-mortems make it…

They “remain supportive of Josh and his efforts”. Efforts to do what?

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

“Days before birth” at that! Ok, two things:

I’ll just casually drop this here.

You went to elementary school with Donald Trump? And he bullied you? Holy shit, that’s a great story.

Transcript for those who won’t/can’t watch the video:

It’s all good.

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Poor NSX. Trump probably grabbed it by the intake manifold.

Are you mad because they tried, or because they failed?

What? Dude...what? It’s one thing to be wrong and another to be ignorant. There were black folk in the west. Some of them were thoroughly badass. Hell, Bass Reeves was one of the scariesf U.S. Marshalls in the history of the service. So nah, i wouldn’t call a game about a black cowboy “forced diversity”.

wonder where he learned it