He’s got all the words, the best words, he may not have a fucking clue what they mean but he’s got them.

“For every woman I mistreat, there are others that I don’t.” Good point Donald. I guess you’re okay after all!

I’ve never even contemplated grabbing a woman by the vagina, but this is a majora issue!

Wait. So the kid was like “I have a STEM degree, where is my job?” and Trump was like, “What if you assembled iPhones? Wouldn’t that be cool?”

If you send things back multiple times at your OWN restaurant it gives the people you’re with the impression that the food is not good. The very people you are trying to impress.

What makes you think anyone is scared of criticizing the Patriots? Also, your analogy is worse than the one in the video.

To be fair, the most embarassing video related to New England went up in smoke in Goodell’s fireplace.

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

Everyone in that photo looks sketchy as fuck.

I’m at the game now. It is true.

These fans are LaBatt-shit crazy

Whoever threw that is a towering dong.

I saw Twitter reports of racial slurs directed at Kim and Jones after that incident.

Spoken like someone who pays zero attention to the Orioles. Which is fine, but you’re just completely wrong about him being humorless (the whole “playing the right way” thing...eh, maybe, but not as bad as others).

He sure does spend a great deal of time thinking about M4M sex doesn’t he. I know gay guys who have less of a hard on for gay sex than this guy does.

+ $2.

Gee, I’m real sorry your mom blew up, Rickie.

“Who has two thumbs and won’t have to pay alimony to anyone in five years? THIS GUYYYYYYYYYY...”