It’s not easy to become the most obnoxious team in a division with both the Yankees and Red Sox, but the Blue Jays are certainly trying their hardest. Good for them.

Me too! On the doritos that is. That is honestly all I remember. I think that was the first time I had tried the cooler ranch doritos. That could’ve been the first year they made them.

In related news, the man for whom Williams was holding the weed got blown up in Philly last night. His house did not survive the blast.

I am hoping to be wrong, but are terrorists running his twitter?

He got conned out of $10 million bucks? What a loser! Sad.

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

But the Bears have a long history and were once great for extended periods of time. And most of those retired jerseys relate to those golden days of yore (i think!)

One reasonable reason to cover your mouth when you yawn is the dreaded involuntary gleek. Nothing worse than yawning and all of a sudden the paper in front of you is covered in tiny droplets of spit.

any of the Hank Williamses

Let’s not conflate the late great Waylon Jennings with what has devolved into what is contemporary country.

5. Dial switch located on the cord.

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

Les Miles:

Thoughts and prayers with the real victim of that wipeout, Art Briles.

That is literally the same excuse some ultraconservative Salafist/Wahhabist might give. Although I imagine the people who’d flip out over that are somehow okay with this.

Worst Bear Friday ever.

Poor Schiano.

Showed him no MRSA

And there are no worries in a sport where a three-hundred pound guy can much more easily hit your knees and cripple you for life?

I think that was the joke.