My understanding is that Qatar and Iran both like “islam with elections,” whereas thats the last thing UAE and Saudi Arabia want. The latter two tried to force Qatar to cut ties with Iran, and they refused.

Drunken master and MJ had a baby who went into wrasslin’

Wheres Bernard Pollard?

Warren Harding was a complete buffoon, but he was at least a polite and loyal buffoon.

What will this mean for Hasenpfeffer incorporated?

Abomination sure, but not nearly as much fun to look at. Best is more than just “ultimate example” for me. Its also: “man, they’re fucked up, but they look cool.”

The best genetic abominations we’ve ever made.

It’s weird to read this because I can still think of him as one of the original space the floor guys with those Nash Suns. He was awesome in NBA Live ‘05.

But the kids can’t eat unless Rodge gets to first.

Orioles have more dingers tonight than the Red Sox do on the year.

I enjoyed reading it. Its anecdotal, kinda racist, and essentially comes down to “don’t draft someone with a good arm if they unproven, lazy, or a dick,” but I still enjoyed reading it.

Speilberg specifically did not draw a check from Schindlers list because he thought it would be blood money. Bad example.

ROGERS HORNSBY WAS MY MANAGER AND HE CALLED ME A TALKING PILE OF PIGSHIT IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS WHO CAME DOWN FROM MICHIGAN!

I don’t even watch wrestling, but this man clearly needs to be a WWE villain.

You need an immediate induction into the Deadspin hall of fame. Like Lou Gehrig getting Lou Gehrig’s disease.

I work in a lab that handles blood and DNA that isn’t busy or police related, and it takes a few weeks. Know why? There are a lot of steps, and you want to make damn sure that you got the right answer.

When? Trout slipped by some people in the first round of the draft, but he’s been crushing it since A ball.

I love “Mango Mussolini.”

This guy gets it. Everyone is tying up some knot of racism and hypocrisy. This is the basis of the comparison, end of story.

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