Still the same owner who listens to homeless people for the advice.

To the world’s detriment, there is only one Liam Neesons.

Liam Neesons needed to tape shards of glass to his hands. Liam Neesons! And we still don’t know exactly how it went down.

“believe in yourself, and never forget that opposable thumbs are cool as hell.”

The son of a bitch knows story structure.

There are things I simultaneously despise and adore about Motley Crue. Schrodinger’s hair metal or something.

I saw Grizzly Man a decade ago, I guess I forgot this part.

I do wonder- when a bear eats a person, how much clothing do they ingest? Do they try and peel the wrapper? Do they just go to town on all of it?

I remember watching the competitions. Some bad ass HOF caliber players would show their stuff, and then Larry Allen would bench press everyone to oblivion.

PSA for those who don’t know, including the two pending replies.

So dumb I smiled.

Contexts. He was a quiet player and pitched in the AL East during the steroid era and often in Camden Yards. ERA doesn’t make a good first impression. With Raines going in, I bet Mussina and Walker become the next causes.

Having Ivan Rodriguez on the same ballot hurt him too. I’ve read many people say “Pudge is a HOFer but not first ballot” which is asinine to me, but once thats been established no one is voting for Posada.

If I’m too lazy to delete emails, your goddamn right I’m too lazy to delete generic apps I never use.

I have an issue with never deleting emails after I choose to ignore them. Because of this the email app on my iPhone currently has a red alert bubble that says “21,807". Anyone that uses my phone is appalled, but I think it’s too late to do anything about it now.

I can almost always count on Deadspin. I cringed when they first discussed Mixon, and cringed again when Musberger tried damage control. I don’t have anything poignant or pithy to say. Just thank you, I suppose.

I’ll just tack it on here: Is Mr. Nick Martin too young to remember Major Applewhite? Because he is definitely a guy we can remember.

Whatever mistakes that bear made, he’s paid for them and then some.

Nope. As a Baltimore fan, I can say we are not adverse to cutting off our nose to spite our face.

Players only love you when they’re playing.