Except now, Blizzard is making the money instead of some guy clicking away in some factory in China.

I sometimes find myself saying Yeah Jeets while getting head, out of Re2spect.

True. But if I bought Alan Wake 6 years ago, I’m probably not going to care versus if I bought it last week, then I’d be pissed.

I wonder if he thinks at night “Why couldn’t I have just punched a woman?”

Entirely true.

Correct, in the sense of the word humiliate, it definitely doesn’t do that because of the reasons you listed.

Counterpoint: It’s retarded to do so, because you’re an adult and shouldn’t do stupid things like this. To help, let’s change the shark to a dog. Totes sexy right?

Schiano man?

Ad placement.

Usually, if you piss IT off, you just get locked out of the domain for a few days or a random review of your browser history.

Didn’t have any of my own sports moments, but recall going to a high school football game where we played a team containing TA McClendon, Highschool TD record holder. I still vividly remember him making our guys look like pop warner players chasing an adult man around the field. We’d even put our RB and WRs in to…

Modern politics has gotten everyone so cynical that they miss the good jokes.

If I recall, they used to have a stand alone app, but they wrapped it into the amazon shopping app. You know, so they can entice you to buy while you’re on your way to find a movie.

People have voted for less.

Thanks to June being a three paycheck month, both of my May checks are responsibility free! That means dropping dimes against debt folks!

While true, he is more valuable as a recruiting tool than as an active officer. This value depreciates the longer he is disallowed to play professionally.

Not to mention the other large event that took place in Florida that weekend that catered towards some of the same crowd.

It’s always heartwarming to hear the adversities sports heroes deal with. From drug abuse, death of a loved one, racism, parents taking internet away.

Fried spam sandwich is the gift of the gods.

Muted everyone starting with Modern Warfare. Before that, I used to love communicating with fellow humans in CS, Quake, and WoW. I even met a few real life, outside of the game, friends. Now I don’t want to meet or talk to anyone for fear of mostly running into morons. So I just sit in silence while playing with…