Stop objectifying men damn it! We're people, not sex objects to be oogled over or mindless killing machines who obediently follow the orders of our masters!

Would be great if you squeeze them they shout "KLIKORZ!!!!!!1!ELEVEN"

Yeah typical Korean propaganda. Everyone knows Monday is the official bird eating day. If you're caught eating birds on Tuesday Obama's all black death squad will come and kill your family. Everyone knows that!

These bubbles have nothing on CoD's advanced bubble physics and fish AI bra! The game looks yella lame, how r u even gonna make a city under water? Totally fake bra!

Oh, it's going to be one of these kinda games, eh?

Zeta Plus C1 BST Hummingbird ! Fuck yeah! Who needs legs when you have a long range, mega particle beam cannon!

My first thought was that the guy jumped out of the jet to avoid a missile lock like some punk from Battlefield. Then I remembered that the jet fighters turn into robots and I felt like an ass for not remembering.

At least they don't have to live in tents, eat birds and drink coffee made from snow like we poor Americans!

You can go online to get the manual or figure it out yourself. It's a fighting game so what's there to really know story wise?

Here's how it will go down. If the Kinect detects that the woman's vitals says she was aroused or brought to orgasm then they'll say it wasn't sexual assault. Basically they'll stop sexual assault by redefining what it means to be raped. Because in America, you can stream "No" and "Stop it!" all you want but if you…

Yes, yes. So tell me, when did targeting a specific demographic or fan base become a sign of shitty game development?

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Well this is 'Murica. So anything that's not trying to emulate or be in direct competition of Mass Effect or Skyrim is basically shit because we have an entirely separate set of metrics and values.

Did you guys ever get around to reviewing Time and Eternity? It's actually quite good so far.

Yeah. I think the thing that really hurts it, too is the sad fact that reality is relative these days. I mean that's always been the case, I'm sure, but it seems like it's worse now than when I was younger. Maybe that's just because I'm more aware of it, though. When people can just selectively refuse to accept facts…

You're talking to a major fan of anime and fantasy. You don't need to tell be about suspending disbelief. Granted, we know now you can't just pack people into a giant bullet and shoot them at the moon in a giant cannon. That does not make the 1902 film "A Trip to the Moon" any less entertaining but it does destroy…

I don't see it as apples to oranges at all. I see it as part of a larger problem, though, so perhaps I'm not departmentalizing it as much as you are.

I think the problem is that the focus doesn't help any and only seeks to increase that divide and expand upon the ignorance. At what point does it become downright destructive? When we reach a red scare level of fear and people are afraid that their neighbors might be psychotic? When we're afraid to cry for any reason…