Allow me to drill you for some insider intel. Which site did you use and how many messages flooded your inbox and did your try to "sell yourself" as a geeky girl? Because in person I'm awesome and have numerous friends who will back that up but online not a single person even acknowledges my messages. Hell, even…

That sort of fengshui, soy based jedi advice never made sense to me. Especially since I have no idea how someone could not care about not having some one to share their life with.

Yeah........ no. I'm not trying to "save" anyone. I'm trying to find someone. Most of the people that these girls are dating are also my own friends. They don't need saving if I enjoy their company (that's a lie, we're all terribly strange). See, I can't even get to the point where I could try to save a princess…

Yep. It's enough to make someone go on a quest to kill god, all JRPG style like, just so he can "fix" things and be free of the cycle. Except this is real life so that plan would go off horribly wrong and there would be no sweet, female supporting character joining your party to fall in love with.

Yeah that sounds about right. The ones I can hang out with with out having to get an airline or train ticket are all taken with out exception. The universe also only allows me to meet new geek girls if they already have someone and I have no idea where the hell they congregate when not hanging outwith their already…

See, the problem with this "law-obsessed America" which you speak of is that they make them up as they go most of the time and the rest of they time they do what ever they want anyway.

True that. But that's like saying everyone gets a red light. Those geek girls were single at one time. Everyone is single at least once in their life.

Yeah but it's the written rules you gotta look out for. Especially the written rules that that you never hear about and who's court battles and law suits the public eye is not privy too. Those are some mondo law suits.

Am I the only male gamer/geek/fanboy/trekie/jedi/whatever who doesn't give a shit if girls are gamers, geeks, fangirls, trekies or jedis? I know plenty of nerdy girls and they are much more awesome to hang out with than some non-gamer/geek/fangirl/trekie/jedi/whatever girl. Personally I much rather prefer their…

You know Jensen, you SO asked for this beating.

Were Edios owned by either EA or Activision Mr D'Astous would now be in breach of some sort of NDA or some similar contractual agreement that you NEVER EVER EVER speak ill about the publisher that owns or use to own your ass. Every fuck up is always the developers fault because they're expendable. They should be…

That is so expressed in the first 2 videos. They are selling the game as being a more passive and visual experience. It's not just a pair of knockers and bare feet (if you're into that) sitting and looking pretty while while some kawaii Pikmin runs around with a cherry. There is a purpose to the manner in which the ad…

Seeing the Toonami intro is a double dose of nostalgia!

The difference:

Yeah that's right, spread them legs. We gonna wreck ya. I think you're still too tight for the main cannon, though, so how a bout a friendly fisting?

It seems almost all modern day children's TV have to have that obligatory child character because, apparently, kids are fucking morons and can't relate to a story unless they can project into someone their age. Naturally, this bull shit, but it's what the marketing big wigs think so it might as well be fact.

As an example.

Got it. Tomatoes and vegetables. There, now piss off with your semantics.

Then most DLC is shit and very little is worth the actual price. Those worth it that are large enough are called expansions. There, nice and simple. Fucking Christ man...

Yeah it's that back asswards pricing structure that gets to me. When I download character outfits or levels from one of my NISA JRPGs I'm looking at anywhere from free to 1.99. Even the little bits for Tales of Graces F were never more than 5 bucks for the really fancy costumes. Personally, I see that as a pretty fair…