Raso719
Raso719
Raso719

Damn, how could I have let that slip me by...

That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said about my posts.

My Christ, I did not expect so many people to think I was serious. But people really do think like this, don't they? This is not such an impossible stance for some one to have, is it not?

Yeah I do. Clearly enough people think that way to make it believable that some one would say something like that, right? It's fucked up that people actually think that way, isn't it?

No that's sarcasm. I mean it's a shame that people actually think that way but that's why I tried to word it as abrasively and ignorantly as possible. It's a true shame when a satire of an actual stance is easily confused with an actual stance.

In short, capitalist hating, basement dwelling man children forced a company to drop a feature that they didn't like.

Exactly! Now you're understanding it!

Yeah, said the guy who said everything vaguely cylindrical was a dick who often could be caught with a cigar in his mouth...

Right, how silly of me. All that bull shit about our inner beauty and being accepted for who you are is just comforting nonsense we tell ugly people to prevent mass ugly people suicides (the clean ups would be expensive, after all). After all everyone knows that attraction is based on superficial observations which is

Not according to Freud, it's not!

I had no idea there was a glowing dildo peripheral for the Wii U/3DS. Good bye family games, hello mommy and daddy games!

No, that's different.

So let me get this strait.

Baby steps.

I don't know anyone with a game cube controller with a fuller functional C stick...

I can. Gamers have no tastes these days....

This is exactly why I love Japanese games. So many western games are just overly dark and depressing. They confuse "dark and depressing" with "serious" and "serious" with "good". The sun never seems to shine in the world of a western game, it's always doom, gloom, over bloom, brown skinned baddies boom, boom, boom.

1) Swinging weapons around that size... way silly. I would be totally into it if it was a bit more realistic in that regard.

Region free would not be in the Xbox's interest. If people could just import games willy-nilly from anywhere it would be the end. American gamers are not meant to play Gundam or Macross games, they should instead be playing good, wholesome military shooters and sports simulation games. What would happen if suddenly

Dude, that meta is SOOOOO last month. I don't even care about Cap and Human torch anymore. Now I've got to worry about the new traction buff, Captain Britain, Psylocke, War Bringer Axes for everyone and shield stacking.