I love that money is the only capital by which these things are judged.

I think it's because, especially in the west, Nintendo dares to be different.

I know. I was making a fictitious, bull shit quote lampooning the way the industry thinks when it comes to what games will and will not get the green light by taking the idea of Hitman getting re-imagined to the Nth extreme. Tell me, with all honesty, that you don't think that some company wouldn't turn an IP like…

Weather it is or is not true it is what marketing thinks and that directly effects what games are make and how those games are designed. Marketing departments don't just think that way on a whim, they believe that because there is enough evidence to believe that to be true. At the very least the marketing data says…

You don't help your case. I'm not calling anyone a moron. Notice the quotation marks making a fake quote and citing a fake person as a reference? What I am doing is mocking the mentality that publishers and marketing executives have when it comes to designing games. Modern day games put accessibly over all else and to…

Great Scott!

"So here's the thing. Games where you have to be sneaking are, like, hard and shit. Those kind of games require cunning, tact, restraint and all of these other boring traits that are the bane of fast paced, instant gratification action. Modern gamers are morons, you see, and can't figure out the simplest of puzzles.…

The should show it off by having some chick gag herself with it. Marketing research shows that gamers dig it when chicks eat controllers.

Ah, the whale in is natural habitat: flying!

Maybe you're just looking in the wrong demographic? I mean how many people are playing JRPGs right not on the Xbox vs on the PS3 or or a hand held?

Shaky. Cam. Never. Works. If you're going to show an action scene show the fuck damn action scene. A bit of an added, rapid sway can add the the effect of a large explosion to give a sense of it's power but if the camera can't be counted to to hold still for even the most mild fight than it runs the fight. If you can…

Yes, it was. I did a quick search for Elmac on Fire (the only one I could remember from the same site) and found it there. Ah, memories......

I remember there use to be a funny turkey stuffing game waay back one some old flash website. I think it was maybe called Joe Cartoon? Really silly and immature kinda videos and games. The kind of stuff you luled at back when you were, like, 15 or something but probably wouldn't be as funny now that you're older...

How about 10: That was the last movie we'll have to put up with.

Thank god for that...

I'd agree those standards have raised since maybe 400 or 500 years ago, or even 150 years ago. But I feel they have declined in the more recent 50 to 70 years. I feel that it is exactly that reason that we have such lofty standards, because it is fresh in our memories how we have been.

The panda reminds me of Success kid.

Except we are also losing our capacity to reason and come to conclusions. Our critical thinking skills are waning and even if lower critical thinking skills are rewarded with higher social status the fact is that it does not lead to a better society or a better species, just a lot more stupid babies being born to…

You forgot the shaky cam. Bitches love the shaky cam.