We’ll bring the Tim’s and poutine, you can bring the Jack and Southern Fried.

Would it help if I told you he grew that for Movember (so points for participating in a cancer awareness/fundraising campaign) and it wasn’t meant to be taken as a serious fashion choice?

‘Cause I’m cool with that.

That’s a trap, Manual! Don’t look at the pandas.

A blunder for sure ... but does this make up for it some?

Yes, he is a progressive politician who has welcomed Syrian refugees, appointed women to half the cabinet positions and promoted multiculturalism as an essential part of Canadian identity. But for the love of God, do not forget this.

Help us Obi Wan Trudeau.

And give up America’s veto on the Security Council? The pro Israel crowd will never let it happen.

You know who was my favorite speaker at the Women’s March? A man, one who used to annoy the hell out of me. Michael Moore. He kept it simple: he provided the number we call to voice concerns to our representatives. Then he told us: call every day. Put it in your schedule along with brushing your teeth and showing up…

And never until now has it had an actual chance at succeeding.

Great, all the idiots who flunked history are now running the government.

As having worked for Mattis, he’s the only one that doesn’t give me an anxiety attack. I really adore that man. I know that might sound weird to this group, but he really is far more thoughtful, conversant, and reserved than what people may think.

Are double chins and/or waddles a prerequisite?

You have to look at it from the T-virus supporters brain.

Trump voters thought they were electing a revolutionist. A man of the people. A new voice for the working class. They were wrong.

I wish their education levels were listed, and compared with the education level of the person leaving the job. Some magazine did that, and it was striking.

Here’s something I don’t get. For all Trump’s supporters bloviating that Trump’s gonna “run this country like a business, harrumph” - this . . . ISN’T HOW YOU RUN A BUSINESS. Like if I am hiring top, C-level execs for my business, I’m not going to hire the guy who managed the Trader Joe’s because I’m looking for a…

Goldman Sachs elevator

They are going to pillage the fuck out of the US economy and become even richer while their dim-brained supporters celebrate token wins like a 500 jobs in East Jesus Kentucky.

These guys are made of 4/5ths neck-wattle.