I don’t care how many people I piss off with this hot take, I’m gonna do it:

Whatever else the movie did wrong, the idea of ‘TLJ ruining Luke’ from ‘hardcore’ fans is the most hilarious misunderstanding of Star Wars characters, lore and philosophy they could muster.

I mean, that seems like a high-effort shit take mate, because you’re just amplifying what he says are very minor issues, and claiming they’re huge, whilst ignoring everything he says is good.

He’s actually out to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

“I’m going to write the exact sentiment the trailer gives, in a way that makes it seem like I didn’t watch it, understand it, or care either way”.

“with the help of Nicole Holofcener”

Ender’s Game is a mediocre book and Orson Scott Card is a crappy human being. There. I said it.

I can’t believe I’m going to do this, but I’m finding myself, some 15 years after she died, really struggling with my mother’s death and all the trauma from growing up with abusive alcoholics of which my mother was NOT one. If I, a pretty together person for the most part, am barely hanging on, I cannot imagine what…

Yup, the next gen edition is an upgraded port.

Exactly.

Considering how the franchise was/is in production hell, it might have actually done more harm if he was constantly unavailable due to shoots that never see the light of day.

It actually wasn’t a graphic novel! It was just a heavily illustrated book. And it was terrible. The only reason I knew any of it existed was because I’m a bookseller and got talked into ordering a massive display of the books and then not a *single* one sold because there was weirdly like... no other promo for the…

You’re drastically underestimating how good at fucking over creatives Hollywood studio accounting departments are. Some examples of movies that have (according to their studios) never turned a net profit: Return of the Jedi, Forrest Gump, Men in Black, Spider-Man, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix... the list…

Not surprising it was canceled, it was okay at best but i personally found it horrible. The main character, Nimue, was incredibly unlikable (along with most other characters on the show…) and by the end of the season i remember thinking “why are you the Main Character? Are we supposed to think youre a hero? I get…

I tried my best but I couldn’t bring myself to finish watching it.

There’s a good reason it was cancelled: it was bad. So many great actors, in such a horrible, disorganized mess of a story.

I watched the show. It didn’t know if it wanted be a grimdark “serious” show or YA shallow garbage and as a result it was just a boring mess. Too bad, if it had stuck to either one of these themes alone it could’ve actually been entertaining.

Whoa. They must be doing the sex to each other.

What’s the point of this article exactly?

Truly, an epic shitpost.