Your a ass you don’t have the knowledge

Right on my friend, I played keeper back in the day as well. And looks like I contributed to a pile-on - did not realize that at the time - apologies!

You are 100% correct, but I wouldn’t expect his brain to complete this computation in the split-second between when he realizes his mistake and the ball gets past him.

This is hilarious, and reminded me of this:

Yeah, I am not getting much support here and beginning to think I did a bad take. Very embarrassing! Appreciate your perspective, and best of luck with the youngins.

I’d like to draw your attention to the sexiest topic in this funbag: knowledge of state capitals. There is no elementary school in America where the majority of fourth graders know all the capitals. I mean, I did, obviously. But that MS/AL/AR stretch? UT/WY/SD/ND? Oregon? OREGON!? Kids know a handful, sure, but don’t…

I think it’s meant to work on multiple levels, but primarily it’s just: “you scowl a lot and so does Ann Down on a show that makes for a very hot reference right now.”

just bumping this thread real quick

lol

As someone who is allllmost bilingual I absolutely hear you on Dia de Muertos, my friend! But as someone whose birthday falls on Fourth of July and therefore feels a certain special innate connection to the holiday, you may have been a little unlucky with your choice of comparison. We frequently just call it July 4th,…

It is insane to me that vodka soda was omitted while the objectively terrible vodka tonic somehow beat out my two favorite things to do when I want to have a big night.

This is a great point and reminds me of how vastly illogical I find this incel mindset. It’s like the whole “I’m nice, why won’t you sleep with me” thing. I guarantee you, niceness is not the trait these guys are valuing in women, so why do they expect it to be valued above all else in creating teenage desire in the…

I think the reason this is a story and “a thing” is less the problematic nature of the posts (which as you say, are still anger inducing and obnoxious), and more the bizarre nature of the cover-up/denial.

I’m one of those psychos who plays both PUBG and Fortnite (mostly depending on which of my friends are online), and I really love them both. Scratch a totally different itch for me. I also play Destiny 2 (what is wrong with me) and as much as I love Destiny generally, that and PUBG frustrate the hell out of me…

This piece did an admirable and deliberate job to emphasize her work and not frame her as simply “Patton Oswalt’s late wife” which would inarguably have garnered more clicks. It doesn’t even mention him until the third paragraph, and does so because he has been such a champion of her work after her death.

In fairness, the average person breathlessly devouring this Schefter report is deeply, deeply stupid.

Excluding flip-flops, are there any shoe/sneaker options that can be worn with shorts and not look goofy?

Also how Q&A’s get theirs. I went to a screening of LBJ a few months ago and Woody Harrellson and Rob Reiner did a surprise Q&A afterwards. At least half the folks who asked questions somehow made it about themselves. I think that’s just the type of person attracted to this sort of spotlight.

Imagine reading this whole thing and being like, “You know what? I’m going to point out some of the inaccuracies I’ve spotted.”