These douchebags obviously don't have kids. I'm taking two whole months of paternity leave, one month this year, one month next year. It's in the law books that my wife and I can take up to 12 months of maternity/paternity leave after the birth of a child. Thanks, Germany!

"Your wife doesn't need you the first three days, you know that."

The most perfect explanation for why paternity leave is necessary was given on an NPR show this morning (LA's station, cannot remember which show or the name of the researcher.) They have done studies and found that when a father does not have time with the baby early on, it sets up a pattern where he never feels…

Considering that childbirth involves some stress and strain on certain mommy body parts, why don't we assume it's good for daddy to stay home for a few days to wait on mommy and baby? Let's not demand intimate specifics, let's all be grownups and just assume she needs a little pampering and assistance.

Actually, it seems the anti-vaxx morons are on the very ends of the scale in terms of the far left/yuppie/"progressive" types and the far right/religious/"conservative" types. Apparently if one goes far out enough on their end, they meet the other spectrum's end. And the stupidity is VAST, apparently.

That's precisely WHY we vaccinate. Those kids who are too young and who contracted the virus did so because of kids who could have been vaccinated but whose parents refused. The kids who should be vaccinated are detracting from the herd immunity that keeps kids who are too young to be vaccinated safe.

I mean, you nailed it. I love ALL the fashion on this show, but Joan is second to none. So pumped for the season to start...

Anybody who's not doing what I'm doing to maintain the lifestyle I'm maintaining is obviously doing it wrong. I'll be over here. Judging.

Next step: condescending Facebook shares and diatribes!

The Men's Right movement has one or two valid points (custody going de facto to the mother in many cases) but yeah, as a male, they embarrass me.

And internet. Internet should be a utility.

Just a reminder.

Dear Parents,

I'm a Southerner and my family has lived in the same rural area for over 200 years. If there is a symbol to show the pride of being Southern, the confederate flag isn't one of them. Plain and simple. You want to show pride? Feed people who aren't from the South BBQ, have them listen to bluegrass, blues, or country,…

In July of 2012, I was enjoying my summer vacation (I'm a teacher) and was scouring the Internet for ways to indulge my healthy obsession with "The Hunger Games" book series. One evening, I stumbled upon a HG podcast and listened as voices chatted and joked about casting rumors for the second film, "Catching Fire." As…

Can we make it clear that the husband in Love Actually is CHIWETEL EJIOFOR?! Why would you ever think about leaving him?

If you have a source to support this, I'd like to see it. Something tells me that adding a few hankies to your usual load of laundry does not compare to the environmental impact of manufacturing paper tissues and their various packaging, shipping those packaged tissues from the factory to the distributor then to the…

That's whats so great about the fashion industry. It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, as long as you're built like a coat hanger, you're golden!