It's not really pampering if you need to rest because you lost a pint of blood.

Absolutely! Having just come back from 2 weeks off I can't agree more. Yesterday I had to show my wife how to give the little poop machine a bath and how the stroller works because we've had to split the duties while she recovered from the birth.

It's not a vacation unless you "go out for a pack of cigarettes" and never come back.

Oh honey, it's okay. I'm sure you'll meet a girl someday, just keep trying.

YES THIS YES.

Apparently this is the universal hospital baby hat. I have three all of a sudden.

Go move to North Korea if you want to complain about a dictatorship, or learn what words mean and use them appropriately.

Hey! I'm half-yuppie scum myself on my father's side and I do know a couple people who resist vaccines. These people love their kids they just buy into the granola anti-establishment bullshit too much, and assume that if established western medicine tells you something you should be suspicious of it. Established…

It's Friday, it's 4:30, i've had a hell of a week and there's only one thing to do

Yet none of these outbreaks were so very common until the Anti-vaxers stuck their collective head's up their asses.

If Scotch can make it past the 18 year old sugar-drink voters and beat Long Island Ice Tea it has a good shot at taking on Vodka. Only people who don't care drink Vodka, now if you put redbull in there it would sweep.

Optimus Prime died for your sins.

LADEEZ be all like, I'mma smash dat moon! Amiright?

Any plot that requires the characters winning a dance competition. And yes I am including...

It's highly improbable that aliens with different physiology and evolutionary backgrounds would want to bone down with earth chicks. Also there's a dance off.

I mean can you imagine a world where young people are sacrificed at the entertainment and enrichment of the few? Oh sorry I have to pay my student loans and then buy a new phone made in China.

Yeah where the Eff do you get your eyebrows plucked in this world?

It's Steampunk Seattle.

OMG Thank You. People are running around shooting at each other but why should we care because they are actually dream goblins.

Yeah they wave away a lot of it with "well there was this revolution before" but I saw that as just a lead up to the real core of the movie, which is: