Whores? Uh, no, not right now thank you. Maybe later...

The most naive facet of this little plot is how these choads think they can create a whole new movement from behind their computer monitors, with like, tumblers and stuff.

Ach it's true! That passes the Morrisette test for the definition of Irony. More info on the chemical here:

Honorable Mention for sense of menace and general creepiness. Also opens up the possibility that Toons can be killed, what's more sick than a character who changes the rules of the world?

I want someone to make a Napoleon bio and cast Andrew Scott.

Ah well then we have nothing to argue about I guess.

What are you trying to say?

The Free Market does a pretty good job of ruining water supplies:

I would direct you to this story about a toxic chemical spill in west Virginia that has contaminated a community's drinking water and created a state of emergency.

My productivity NOOOOOOOO!

Hey buck up we got half an inch today!

Looks like you could get a portion of the parts off your typical bike. Maybe even convert punctured tires to the belts that spin things (I have 4 in my garage right now).

Don't you know that every public sector employee is automatically an evil yet feckless gubbernmint bureaucrat? Let's get some lobbyists for the energy industry to decide for us instead.

You can think of these regulations as a way to pass the cost of cleanup and mitigation on to the energy producers.

You make an excellent point about how the "Cost Effective" metric can be manipulated. If you simply calculate how much it costs a private company to deliver a a kw/h it can always be a lot cheaper if they get the rest of us to pay for the cleanup.

Phase II should be a flexible manufacturing plan to help produce the needed parts from local materials and available supplies. All the pedaling in the world wont help if you can't make a rubber belt to connect the gears.

Yes thank you for posting this theory that you clearly stole out of my own head meats.

Interesting, the climate is passively keeping more CO2 out of the atmosphere by making it impossible to fly airplanes.

I think what you're exploring here can explain why polls show that belief in evolution has been in sharp decline recently, since Evolution is a hippie liberal belief apparently like global warming and Heliocentrism.

A lot of the popular information we hear about pregnancy and health outcomes is based on shaky statistics, as running the kinds of sound studies on pregnant women is considered highly immoral.