Look out! You are about to have a Libertarian Rand-splain to you why free market dogma means employers are allowed into your hoo-hoo. Just a warning.

Isn't "Black People not amused by White People" a meme now?

I thank Dog every day that I have rent control.

I certainly have been forever changed by this incident.

Mescal is that incredibly hot latin guy with long hair and stubble, who's breath reeks of a pack-a-day smoking habit so you have to make up some excuse why you have to leave.

20 minutes into your first date Midori admits he's gay and only agreed to go out with you to keep his mom happy.

Maker's Mark has read every book by Michael Chabon and his favorite tv show is Mad Men. He doesn't quite pull off the tweed coat with elbow patches and works an 8 to 5 job as an account manager for a tech company. He comes across as slightly sofisticated but when you scratch below the surface you realize he just…

Oh good glad to see San Francisco made the cut. I am expecting a baby in March and the cost of one of these day care centers located downtown is $2,250 a month. I would tell you that that is more than my rent but then someone would dox me and kill me and wear my skin to live in my rent controlled apartment. So I won't…

I would just add that this half-sentence: "a scene so cathartic I might have it drawn on top of a cake and then have sex with it" is 24k of pure gold.