[Claps politely on sideline]

Yeah ... this is kind of gross. We all have touching moments in our lives. Most of us do not choose to experience them in front of a stadium full of people on live television. By doing so, one opens one's self up to criticism like this article — that's the nature of doing things in public. What's the point or value in…

You two are brilliant. +1,000,000

Fantastic. +1, Greg

I'm just happy to see a Canadian mixtape that doesn't involve Bryan Adams.

Albert, what the hell is with America and the boneless, skinless chicken? Is there anything else that tastes so shitty, cost so much, and that people can't stop buying? What about the leg quarter? I can buy roughly a 5-gallon bucket full for $10. I put a rub on them, stuff butter under the skin, and smoke…

Pending Approval DUAN!

He's going to have a tougher time explaining this, once photos come out showing the rest of his Get rich or fail to live up to the money-obsessed expectations of your greedy Jew ancestors tattoo.