WHERE THE EVER LOVING FUCKSHITS OF DECENCY IS JEFF CHAOS THEORY GOLD-AHA HEH HEE HMM HAHA—BLUM?!??

I'm really comfortable with this list actually; well done. But fuck those Buncha Crunch bullshits right off.

I respect that.

Oh, yes! I love doing this too! They get all soft and flexible! Nothing I say about graham crackers makes them sound good, but the reality is delightful.

I think I'd take legit frozen babysicles over mochi any day, honestly. So hats off to finding common ground?

I guess this makes me the only sane (?) person that loves graham crackers. I love putting several too many bites in my mouth and chewing on a huge sticky wet mass, mushing it around in my huge gaping maw. Just like these sand bubbler crabs, except I don't discard the balls. Mmm, Honey Maid balls. I do the same thing…

If you mean nectar from the gods' nads, I'm inclined to agree.

Curse you to marshmallow hell! Mochi is disgusting. It is skin. It is infant skin, generally encasing ice cream. It's like biting through a frozen baby left out on the kitchen table to thaw briefly. Gyork.

doves are pigeons. same thing.

Oh god, my boyfriend grabbed me and said (while squeezing) that I had sexy love handles. No. No. No. I can have sexy hips, sexy waist. Do not call them love handles. Gah.

Uintah is in Ogden, not Salt Lake City, which is 45 minutes away. I should know; I went there.

But what if your index and ring finger are the same length on the right hand and the ring finger is longer on the left, like mine? Please include prophesy for my future with your explanation.

Gah! Thought the exact same thing when looking at it! Makes me wish Mark Ruffalo played evil more often, guy's got range.

I'm one of those magical unicorns who doesn't bleed much. Sometimes the bleedy parts of my periods only last two days, and I can wear one junior tampon for the whole day long and not fill it up. That being said, my period experience—aside from the misty bloodsport—is not minimal or short. I get horrendous pms,…

I actually got the vaccine at 23. Even if you have one or two types of HPV at that point, you can still protect yourself from the others. And go to planned parenthood, they can give you an excellent (maybe even free) rate for the vaccine. PP for life!