The head of CharityWatch was on CNN last week explaining that to shut down the Clinton Foundation is to essentially ask thousands of people who get their medical funding for HIV/AIDS through that foundation to basically shut up and die.

Counterpoint: No.

Ohhhhhh. Ok, thank you. I thought she stopped existing because she just dropped off the Internet entirely back when we all mistakenly considered her to be a “him”; I didn’t realize that she transitioned and didn’t really vanish until after that.

Wait, was Cosmo trans? Is that where [s]he went?

To be fair, that only worked because Pikachu set off the sprinkler system and the water screwed up the rock types.

He wants to be the very worst

Expert-level parody article that mocks your own site. Cheers.

His show is absolutely at its best when he’s just tearing into the presidential candidates.

Yeah, and that’s honestly why I’ll just stick with my Retron 5.

At least Nintendo is doing HDMI output. Better than the Atari/Sega consoles.

Sly Cooper.

The suspect was arrested for alleged child annoyance

I’m still trying to figure out how “Resident Evil” is a pun, as this article claims.

Well, Canada is the land of Milk & Honey - the land of great opportunity and the realization of dreams. So why not?

...I would honestly argue that the cast is THE main reason to be skeptical about this endeavor.

Oh god, Tom Rothman is still in the industry?

Let’s not ignore the fact that plenty of people have felt that James is a negative distraction to their city and their team. Whether you feel that is justified or not is your call, but it’s not an uncommon reaction: That everything and everyone gets drowned out when he’s around, and the entire city becomes hostage to…

My hatred for it is mostly that it was used as a made-up marketing term that some filmmakers wanted people to use as a way to subtly promote their bullshit “documentary” - and, eventually, their shitty TV series.

Alas, I am not young. I’m basically middle-aged.

Bury the term “CATFISHED” forever.