He wanted a “break from the collaborative chaos of game production.”

Mario and Luigi are recognizable names internationally. Wario makes sense to English readers as the inversion of the first letter. Donkey Kong is a super-weird one, makes me wonder if they shouldn’t have changed it.

Funny meme image. But yeah, “the name makes sense in Japanese” is no excuse for it sounding lazy and stupid in English. I mean, there’s a reason we alter writing for localization.

Wario Land games are great, and Wario’s driving is awesome if you can get used to his control because his top-speed is so rad.

This is also basically the stages I’m going through with my Force Awakens disappointment, except for the last one. They don’t have mods for movies.

Blackface or Star Warsface?

Yeah, the revisionist convential wisdom is that it’s bad and boring. The conventional wisdom in summer 1999 was that it was great. Funny how things changed. Internet hive mind and all that.

More of a board game person?

More of a board game person?

Nah, I really wanted this to do something different. That’s part of what made Phantom Menace so refreshing at the time - it had many conventions that were the same, yet you could TELL this was a new time, a new take, a new view.

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I loved this game on my Wii. Adorbs and very fun to play.

So if he posts a video that says “Pewdiepie eats a pizza” then it’s a headline. It doesn’t matter what he’s doing; as long as he reacts to something or does something, it’s automatic news. Got it.

So if he posts a video that says “Pewdiepie eats a pizza” then it’s a headline. It doesn’t matter what he’s doing; as long as he reacts to something or does something, it’s automatic news. Got it.

Is “Pewdiepie Reacts to a Thing” really worthy of a headline or an article in ANY universe, Kotaku?

*cue porn groove*

Hey, a Reality Fighters sequel! Is Mr. Miyagi back in this one?

The fact that HGH is legal to use for performance enhancement in many “civilized”(whatever that means) countries kinda renders any news about HGH pretty *shrug*

The official answer was that she had a “complex migraine with dysphasic language dysfunction.”

After criticizing its action sequences, which were described as “sloppy”

In an alternate universe somewhere, the third Captain America film in the MCU is about Steve Rogers battling Serpent Solutions, led by Viper in his golf pants and his corporate schmoozing.