I have birds =( I hope whoever stole your parakeets gets whooped with the karma bat

Love this story! Thank you! :)

My mother in law is the queen of passive aggressive. She usually gets us a bunch of junk- toasters that toast designs on your bread, elf hats, cheap tiny remote controlled helicopters, etc etc. She hasn't quite grasped that my husband is a grown ass man and doesn't need that ninja turtle, but thanks. Last year, she…

My birthday is on Christmas.

My best Christmas gift, was when a guy I knew, who had no close family of his own, had me stay with him. I stayed in his house until after New Years. I got to see snow, and build a snowman for the first time. He took me ice skating for the first time. He then gave me something off my bucket list, a kiss in the snow.

I used to babysit for this awesome, and really well off, family when I was in high school. The Dad was a doctor and since I was from a poor town they were the coolest of the cool with their fancy house and in-ground pool. The kids I babysat were kind of snotty, but they didn't know/realize because they're young and…

My idiot husband informed his mother that we had been thinking of having another child (like not immediately, just that we could possibly not be one and done).

I have a goodie! Three years ago, my grandmother on my mom's side decided since my sister and I didn't have children, she wasn't speaking to us. Mind you, I was 24 and my sister was 21. Both very single.

I was 19 (over a decade ago) and my then bf had just been "born again" or some such nonsense and decided to tell me about it ("share it with me" were his words, BLEH) by buying a giant cross necklace with fake diamonds all over it. I guess it was a nice gesture(?), but I, very politely, (because he was sobbing when…

i am sorry, but i don't understand your 1st sentence

What's the mid-life crisis? "I realized I'm not actually that funny?"

Isn't Alex Canadian? That comment seems a little wild for our neighbors to the North.

I could be wrong, but I don't think host are allowed to mingle and fraternize with the show contestants. Something with the whole Quiz Show scandal. I heard that somewhere.

Thanks! It's one of my favorites too.

How can anyone not love him???

I second this comment with full fanfare for Mr. Trebek as well.

You have to watch everybody else play first? Well, wait until I tell Alex Trebek and those evil "Jeopardy!" producers that MY child will go first, because we have somewhere important to be and the world needs to adjust its schedule so my child's time is maximized. We can't just sit here all day experiencing this…

Best anecdote ever.

That is amazing. A tip of the hat to you, sir or madame.

Trebek did a long interview with Chris Hardwick on The Nerdist and he came off pretty good. He has a dry wit and it was interesting to hear more about him.