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This is an armed occupation of a government building! Please tell me in what way this would NOT be considered terrorism when done on American soil. I get it, I might have a skewed opinion being a PoC in America...but why are the kid gloves on when whites do terrible things but non-white get called everything under the

I have this terrible recurring dream. It’s 2009 and I’m late for something. In my dream I awake anxious and covered in cold sweat, and bolt out the door without thinking. It’s the 2009 Deadspin commenting exam! I run and run across campus and burst into the classroom. It’s only then that I realize I’m naked. Someone

These are, ostensibly, wordsmiths we’re talking about, right? Masters of metaphor, savants of simile? Then maybe it could occur to them that “doggy style” refers to the manner in which dogs go about their business. Do dogs have sex with the male behind the female? Yup. Does the male stick it up the butt? Nope. IT'S

I was going as a malfunctioning speak and spell.

MvDonalds president concerned by this negative publicity. Still stands by deliciousness of trademark Big Miv sandwich.

it happened 10 hours ago. theres no need for a "Spoiler alert"

If I were watching this event on a major delay, as-in after it had already finished, and I really didn't want the result spoiled for me, the last thing I would consider doing is simultaneously browse an automotive news website that I know is covering the event.

OH KEEP MANSPLAINING SEX TO ME PLEASE

Mr. Blockenspiel,

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

Maybe. Will you help?