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+ 2 balds

That’s my second favorite nickname for him. I’d like Crapsnap Bazingas to catch on though.

I only have one. It’s me and Taylor Swift watching horror movies and getting cuddly, and I am continually cock-blocked by a co-worker who has a huge mole on his face. I have no idea where this comes from. It really creeps me out.

I came close to considering the older S6 Avant a few times (after I owned an 04 S4), but the lack of a turbo for those Audis of that era just made me feel ‘meh’ about them. I just really wished I had owned an 01 S4 Avant instead.

Not sure if there are any gamblers in here, but Djokovic was -900 and Wawrinka was +550. That's a pretty big underdog by tennis standards.

Read his comment again, but this time with a Swedish accent. It doesn't make any more sense, but it sounds better.

I'd love to see a gif of Lewis doing that double-chug during Seb's last interview.

Please don't be that jackass who opens up Jalopnik, clicks on an F1 article the morning after an overnight race and complain about spoilers. Just don't. Exercise some common sense before posting or complaining about F1 spoilers.

MaLOLdonado strikes again.

+2 Tomax & Xamot

That's so terrible it's great.

Agreed, although his "current form" looks a little heavy these days. He looked a lot leaner last year and had better fitness and pace. As a City fan, I hope he gets that back soon.

What's the best deal you've found on a (non-refurb) Hero 3+ Black lately?

Blame yourself. Stay off this site when you're watching the race. Be a little more ignorant. Watch the f'n race FIRST. Then stop on by. Are you new here?

The first time my dad cooked this, when I was a young lad, he referred to it as "Buffalo dick". Your pics only confirm that this piece of meat is, in fact, a large dong-shaped hunk of protein. I still giggle/shudder when I hear the words "pork tenderloin".

Great deal on the Schumacher charger. Purchased one earlier this year and is works flawlessly.

Great deal on the Schumacher charger. Purchased one earlier this year and is works flawlessly.

As an avid participant of both, I'm just glad Disc Golf & Bowling finished above NASCAR.

KINJA !!.!..!!.!!!.!!