Randomking0x70
Randomking0x70
Randomking0x70

Ughk, another adaptation that falls into the ‘costume not an outfit’ trap. I appreciate bearing for accuracy but at a certain point you end up creating ‘toys’ of the characters being depicted, not actual, breathing, living people in a story. If you had told me this was an cosplay indie-showcase, this would be

I hope he realizes that by admitting that a cat in a jetpack is a possible idea they are now obligated to include a cat in a jetpack.

Well, now they need to add a cat in jetpack into the game.

Wow color me shocked I figured Florida would go and fuck it all up and be the one state to pick something different. Good job Florida

It’s really not smart to give out information about where you live over the Internet. You won’t see me saying who my state searched for!

Wow! Great see another Kotaku reader from my state!
We should hang out.

Hmm. In my state it seems to be Sombra...

Obviously rigged, Sombra hacked the results.

Oh man, as a web designer, you have no idea how many times I’ve needed that perfect “nurse frightened by cucumber” stock image, but couldn’t deliver. Thanks for sharing!

Can it be done in a single movie? I liked the anime, and netflix gets the benefit of the doubt, but I’m really into series-length story development more than movies.

My nearly 3 year old daughter refers to Splatoon as both Paint and Spit-catoon

My two year old girl:

The older I get the more I realize that was just old people fucking with us because they knew they could.

I used to call Mario Sunshine Mario Community Service. But I was also 11.

My 3yo Daughter has great naming schemes too.

New Big Little Nintendo XL

kindle fire: “ipad”
samsung tab: “ipad”
ipad: “ipad”
Rocket League: “play cars?”
Final Fantasy XV: “catch frogs!”
Dishonored 2: “sleeping game”

This also works on the other end of the age spectrum:

My kid does:

Nintendo 3DS: “Daddy’s Big Little Nintendo”