“Now confuse your bathroom with you kitchen”

Elmer’s big hit with school kids!

“Come back tomorrow for a new delivery of flavor syrups!”

Might as well take it to the logical conclusion.

Not even Snacktaku articles that were posted in July are safe.

The article is now all over eBay for $30 USD.

To me they are nice desk toys from characters of my childhood. Any other functionality that they have are extra on top.

I'm just wondering if somewhere there's a guy with a story about buying cheap softcore porn and finding out it was actually X-men Legends.

That is a rare sentence.

It’s not that he wants fake adventures, I feel like Mario had such a big ego that he saved Peach once and then produced and starred in a Broadway-type production to show everyone how heroic he was. And of course there are more levels in the play than the actual adventure, since he’s blowing it up to make himself look…

His friends organized the play as a form of therapy.

All those shrooms, man :/

So, #2 was a dream and #3 was a stage performance. That first outing must’ve done a number on Mario’s head to make him keep having more fake adventures.

He’s gotta be one of the most adorable 62 year old men out there.

I need to get one for my girlfriend, for some reason Igor has fallen in love with her ergonomic keyboard.